|Other uses for toenail clippings. Thanks Pinterest!|
Once again my life has become “Would You Rather,” the game of two unconventional choices such as: Would you rather use someone else’s clipped toenail as a toothpick -OR- eat a slice of spoiled green bread? Hmmm tough one….I like the alliteration of ‘toenail toothpick’, and a lot of food tastes like mold to me, so would actual mold taste worse or better? I’m game for experimentation: spoiled green bread.
My real and present “Would You Rather: Gain weight or have a red-speckled scabby face. Dr. S thinks the medication, Metformin, that helps with insulin resistance and weight loss could be causing scab face and suggested I stop it.
In the past, extremely disciplined, month I’ve actually gained weight on my 1,000 calorie/day low-glycemic diet, so….I’m stopping the Metformin–can’t stand looking in the mirror anymore, or the molting [in a desperate screaming tone: I’m molting…..] Usually, when you’re fat, people will say, “She has such a pretty face;” maybe I’ll be have a pretty face again. I have yet to hear the following comment about a scab-faced woman, “She has such a lovely curvaceous body,” except that one time in France, in that little shop by the Louvre….but that’s another story.